What would you have on your headstone?

Writing about Randomness from A Big Pile Of Awesome

It would be tempting to go with Dorothy Parker:

That
would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: “Wherever she
went, including here, it was against her better judgment.”

Dorothy Parker, ‘But the One on the Right,’ – New Yorker, 1929
US author, humorist and poet (1893 – 1967)

But in retrospect I think I’d like to go with:

Casey Leaver
1978 – 20XX

Beloved blah of (Himself’s Name)¹

What took you so long?

or

This is the last place I expected to see you.

(Yes, my tombstone must be properly punctuated.)

^{1 Regular readers will realise that this is not disclosed}