Here Come the Cat Stepper

MurdererMurderer.

And she is no kind of lyrical gangster.

But
she did decide to register her displeasure at our late arrival home
last night by dismembering a mouse and dragging it round the house.

It’s not as if she was even hungry – she hadn’t finished her breakfast.

The
reason for her displeasure was that Himself had been at college and I
had been at the Language Centre for my first Italian lesson.

Buonasera gatto. Piacera.

I
can’t be too cross with her at the moment though – we are still feeling
too guilty. We went to change her collar recently and it/she had been
irritating her neck so much that she had no fur left.

She
is currently collarless (though chipped) and I am paranoid that she is
going to get lost/wander off and that in her collarless state we’ll
never see her again.

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Comments
2 Responses to “Here Come the Cat Stepper”
  1. Holly Cruise says:

    Best title and opening line combo I’ve seen in a while. Killer cats indeed…

  2. Casey Leaver says:

    I’d like to claim credit – but I stole the line from Himself.

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