Murderer.
And she is no kind of lyrical gangster.
But
she did decide to register her displeasure at our late arrival home
last night by dismembering a mouse and dragging it round the house.
It’s not as if she was even hungry – she hadn’t finished her breakfast.
The
reason for her displeasure was that Himself had been at college and I
had been at the Language Centre for my first Italian lesson.
Buonasera gatto. Piacera.
I
can’t be too cross with her at the moment though – we are still feeling
too guilty. We went to change her collar recently and it/she had been
irritating her neck so much that she had no fur left.
She
is currently collarless (though chipped) and I am paranoid that she is
going to get lost/wander off and that in her collarless state we’ll
never see her again.
2 Comments
October 10, 2006 at 1:22 pm
Best title and opening line combo I’ve seen in a while. Killer cats indeed…
October 10, 2006 at 1:59 pm
I’d like to claim credit – but I stole the line from Himself.
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